The Easiest way to get in Dorm/Frat Party

Somewhere along the line, some student in the illustrious procession of Men and Women of Dartmouth decided that it would be funny to pose as campus secret police, Safety and Security, whilst attempting to gain admission to some event of a pregaming nature. Apparently this genius thought that by pretending to be someone totally unwanted, he would be welcomed as a bearer of pranks and hilarity. This is not so. Maybe it’s a little funny the first time someone fools your innocent freshman sensibilities. It is never funny again, not even the 57th time

I have an idea, though. Why not pretend to be some whom your host would like to invite into the room. Let's compare:

Asshole: Knock, knock!
Aspiring Sweet Dude (ASD): Who is it?
Asshole: S&S! *snicker, (because I think that is funny and I am an asshole)
ASD: Oh no! S&S! Hide the girly fruit-flavored vodka!
Girl: Not rad!

Not Asshole: Knock, knock!
ASD: Yo, who is it?
Asshole: Dude, it’s [Angelina Jolie, Bob Saget, Pope Benedict XVI, Natalee Holloway, 19th-century Norwegian poet/playwright Bjornstjerne Bjornson]!ASD: Dude, holy shit guys, f’ing 19th-century Norwegian poet/playwright Bjornstjerne Bjornson is here!
Girl: The Bjornstjerne Bjornson? Winner of the 1903 Nobel Prize in Literature? Motherf’ing author of the epic cycle Arnljot Gelline? Are you for reals?
Not Asshole: Nah, dudes, it’s just Bob!
ASD: Oh snap! Come in and drink all my booze!
Girl: This Bob is very much the type of person I would give serious consideration to “hooking up” with later in this night!